Well, we had a big Open House yesterday, so the family (including Zoe) and I packed up and went driving around town, stopping at a few shops to pick up some things. I got my own first Barbeque, a charcoal Weber Smokey Joe Gold BBQ (around $50), which is portable and has a handle that holds the lid on so it’s great for camping, “tailgating” (do we even do that in Canada?), power outages, and plain, old-fashioned backyard barbequing. I also picked up a cheap, but nice, BBQ tool set from Canadian Tire, and some charcoal/briquettes/fire starter. The grill I picked up at Capital Iron, the only place I could find it in Victoria without having to special order it. You can probably get it cheaper online, though.

They don't call it a Smokey Joe for nothing!
I had a heck of a time getting it started, mainly because I followed the manual instead of my own instincts and put a little “drip tray” in the middle so I could do the chicken on indirect heat, so the air didn’t circulate properly and the coals never got hot enough, and I just ended up wasting a lot of charcoal and fire starter and I ended up creating very, um, cajun chicken.

The 1st batch of chicken, before they died in a firey death

R.I.P.

Cheap and Cheerful BBQ Tool Set from Canadian Tire
Anyways, after messing around with the charcoal (adding a lot more than the manual called for) and rearranging the briquettes, I finally got it going. I started by grilling some brat’s because they were already pre-cooked and just needed to be reheated (and we were starving by this point), and I made some delicious rosemary baked potatoes in the Smart Oven.
Finally, I was able to get the grill good and hot so I threw on a couple of my spare chicken legs (marinated in Diana’s BBQ Sauce) and had dinner ready. Unfortunately, by the time the chicken was done, we had already pigged out on the Brats and potatoes, so I barely had any chicken. But, now I know how to do it next time LOL

I was so starving, I didn't have the patience to take a proper photo!
For dessert, we had some of my “Faux Neiman Marcus Urban Legend Cookies”. I’ve posted about them before: it’s the recipe that went around via email about the woman who supposedly spent $250 on the NM Cookie recipe when she thought it should have been $2.50 blah blah blah; it’s a total hoax, but the recipe is amazing! I made most of the cookies the previous night, and then yesterday afternoon, just before the open house, I popped one more batch into the Smart Oven to make the kitchen smell extra-yummy. [The recipe is at the end of this post. I always halve the recipe because it makes a lot of cookies, but nowhere near the amount of cookies that the recipe suggests (112? Those would have to be REALLY tiny cookies!].

Mmm, Urban Legends have never been so delicious

One last purchase I made (God, these Open Houses are getting expensive!) was of three cookbooks from Bolen Books: 300 best Canadian Bread Machine recipes, I Know How To Cook (English translation of the classic French “Je Sais Cuisiner”), and One Pot French, which apparently has absolutely NOTHING to do with cooking in one pot (what the heck?!) but it does have nice pictures and a selection of relatively simple french classic dishes. I can’t wait to get my Zojirushi Breadmaker and try out some of these recipes, nothing like the taste (and scent) of freshly-baked bread. I just hope the recipes and machines have improved in the last 15 years, so the loaves don’t taste like heavy, dense bricks like they used to when the machines first came out. I did stock up on vital gluten, though, in case my breads need a little boost.
Phew! I’m really making up for lost time this week, and I still haven’t posted about my trips to Ontario yet. It’s coming, eventually, I promise! But for now, I’ve got to tidy up–we have a showing this afternoon. *Fingers crossed*
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Faux “Neiman Marcus” Urban Legend Cookies (via Snopes.com and my original email, still in my Middle School cooking class binder):
(Recipe may be halved):
2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 tsp. soda
2 cups sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal (Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.)
24 oz. chocolate chips
2 cups brown sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice) *I prefer Walnuts*
2 tsp. vanilla
Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
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